Fine Print

Read the Fine Print! They always say.

I saw this on the back of my DVD player

To REDUCE chances of Shock, Do Not remove cover.

What the hell do they mean REDUCE!

I'm sure you'd find this disclaimer stapled to the backsides of some of our politicians

To REDUCE chances of shock, Do NOT elect. Chances are that this person will shock you anyway. Do not place in close proximity to books. Extremely recyclable.
Dispose of in fire.
A wooden stake through the heart would also do the job nicely.

Ngilu has a Diploma in Secretarial. I'm impressed. That's one more than I thought she had. That's definitely one more than Njenga Karume.